A: What are you dressing up as?
B: A nun.
A: Hmmm
B: No, its cool, I have fishnets and heels and suspenders and...
Even the most mundane of uniforms suddenly becomes transformed with a simple pre-fix; sexy builder, sexy nurse, sexy silage maker, sexy butcher, sexy mortician... The only time of year when girls can openly clap their flaps without being branded a slut. I say wear hot pants and a leather bra to work whenever you fancy and actually come up with something creative on Halloween.
They set a new record up in Crumlin this year. There were 4 different bonfires happening on the same green at the same time. OUr neighbours threw such a spectacular fireworks show I felt like I was at the Olympics.
You wouldn't get that kind of recession beating spirit in Malahide.
2 comments:
There is no recession in Malahide, they're just saying that to make you feel better about the recession in your country....
Judging by the amount of furniture they were burning on that green, theres no recession in Crumlin either.
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