Overheard in Dublin

Girl 1: I was fucking locked the other night.

Girl 2: No you weren't, you were grand.

Girl 1: I was in fucking bits. I was gee-eyed.

Girl 2: So was everyone else, no one noticed.

Girl 1: I was falling all over the place, I'm covered in bruises.

Girl 2: Sure thats the sign of a good night!

Girl 1: I don't remember going into or leaving the Bull and castle. I don't know how I got home.

Girl 2: I'm telling you... thats the sign of a good night!

Know the one thats one too many

Coppers has a strict door policy.

Who knew?

I thought the only prerequisites for entry were blood shot eyes and a raging boner.